{"id":6155,"date":"2019-06-07T10:28:34","date_gmt":"2019-06-07T10:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/topten.ph\/?p=6155"},"modified":"2019-06-24T19:09:28","modified_gmt":"2019-06-24T19:09:28","slug":"top-ten-pinoy-classic-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/topten.ph\/2019\/06\/07\/top-ten-pinoy-classic-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Laugh Your Heart Out At The Ten Classic Pinoy Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"447d89fd8ebe85d3aa2bf2e394af15c6\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: left; margin: 10px 10px 10px 0;\">\n<script data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3958015878128031\" async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Filipinos have earned the title &#8220;Happiest People in the World&#8221;, and for good reason. We, Filipinos, love to keep things light &#8212; even though we might be going through the hardest life challenges. The beautiful people of the Philippines do their best to smile through almost anything. So it&#8217;s no surprise that the Filipinos have a ton of classic jokes. If you are a Filipino who has been born and raised in the sunny country of the Philippines, there&#8217;s a good chance you&#8217;ve heard these jokes from one of your uncles. Even though we have heard these jokes one too many times, we just can&#8217;t help the grin that comes up our faces when we hear it again.<\/p><div class=\"447d89fd8ebe85d3aa2bf2e394af15c6\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: left; margin: 10px 10px 10px 0;\">\n<script data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3958015878128031\" async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>So here&#8217;s a list of Filipino&#8217;s classic jokes:<\/p>\n<h3>Bitoy and Dagul<\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 634px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"Photo from Steemit\" title=\"Photo from Steemit\" src=\"https:\/\/steemitimages.com\/640x0\/https:\/\/www.thestatenislandfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/091112-news-sad-moms-short-kids-ss-662w-at-1x-1.jpg\" alt=\"Photo from Steemit\" width=\"624\" height=\"414\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo from Steemit<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Bitoy: Bakit ang pandak mo?<br \/>\nDagul: Kasi bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako.<br \/>\nBitoy: Anong koneksyon noon?<br \/>\nDagul: Duh! Wala ngang nagpalaki sakin!<br \/>\nThis joke never gets old. It is never not funny, right? For our non &#8211; Filipino readers, let me translate this for you.<br \/>\nBitoy: Why are you so stout?<br \/>\nDagul: I have been an orphan ever since I was little.<br \/>\nBitoy: How is that connected?<br \/>\nDagul: Duh! No one helped raise me!<\/p>\n<h3>Couple in the hotel<\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 546px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"Photo from Pixabay\" title=\"Photo from Pixabay\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.pixabay.com\/photo\/2018\/04\/12\/04\/01\/argument-3312463_960_720.png\" alt=\"Photo from Pixabay\" width=\"536\" height=\"808\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo from Pixabay<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Mrs: *nasa hotel intercom nakikipag usap sa receptionist* Hello? Please send a maintenance personnel! Ang mister ko tatalon sa bintana!<br \/>\nReceptionist: Ma&#8217;am, bakit po maintenance? Papadala nalang po kami ng security staff namin.<br \/>\nMrs: Eh ayaw mabuksan ng bintana!<\/p>\n<p>This joke can get married couples crying from laughter. I mean, as much as we love our spouses, there are days we want them to just jump off our bedroom window. For our non &#8211; Filipino readers, we&#8217;ll let you in on the joke.<\/p>\n<p>Mrs: * in the hotel room on the hotel&#8217;s intercom talking with the receptionist* Hello? Please send maintenance personnel! My husbands about to jump off the window!<br \/>\nReceptionist: Ma&#8217;am, why do you need the maintenance personnel? We can send our security staff instead.<br \/>\nMrs: I need maintenance staff because he can&#8217;t open the window!<\/p>\n<h3>Husband comes home drunk<\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 520px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"Photo from Times of India\" title=\"Photo from Times of India\" src=\"https:\/\/static.toiimg.com\/photo\/msid-68669923\/68669923.jpg?1257824\" alt=\"Photo from Times of India\" width=\"510\" height=\"383\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo from Times of India<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Mrs: Oh, ba&#8217;t ngayon ka lang?<br \/>\nMr: Pasensiya na, nagyaya mga officemates ko. Nagkainuman lang. *burps*<br \/>\nMrs: Lasing ka &#8216;noh?<br \/>\nMr: Ako? Lasing? Hindi ah! *burps*<br \/>\nMrs: Anong hindi? Wala ka ngang trabaho, pano ka nagka officemates?!<\/p>\n<p>Very relatable to Filipino wives, this joke never fails to get them laughing. For our non &#8211; Filipino readers, here&#8217;s what the joke means.<\/p>\n<p>Mrs: Why did you just get home?<br \/>\nMr: I&#8217;m so sorry. My officemates invited me to go out and we had a couple of drinks. *burps*<br \/>\nMrs: You&#8217;re drunk, aren&#8217;t you?<br \/>\nMr: Me? Drunk? No! Of course not! *burps*<br \/>\nMrs: What do you mean &#8220;no&#8221;? You don&#8217;t even have a job, how do you have officemates?!<\/p>\n<h3>Being a daddy<\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 595px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"Photo from Imgflp\" title=\"Photo from Imgflp\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgflip.com\/1jxqqy.jpg\" alt=\"Photo from Imgflp\" width=\"585\" height=\"364\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo from Imgflp<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Mrs: Love, magiging tatlo na tayo dito sa bahay.<br \/>\nMr: Talaga? Magiging daddy na ba ako, love?<br \/>\nMrs: Ay, hindi, love. Titira na si Mama dito satin.<\/p>\n<p>Are you afraid of your in-laws? This joke will get you laughing! For non &#8211; Filipino readers, here&#8217;s what this joke means.<\/p>\n<p>Mrs: Love, we&#8217;re going to be three people living in this house.<br \/>\nMr: Really? Am I going to be a daddy, love?<br \/>\nMrs: Oh, no, love. My mom&#8217;s going to come and live with us.<\/p>\n<h3>An employee desperate for a promotion<\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 564px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"Photo from iStock\" title=\"Photo from iStock\" src=\"https:\/\/media.istockphoto.com\/vectors\/two-friendly-male-mature-students-chatting-and-two-friends-toget-vector-id636341104?k=6&amp;m=636341104&amp;s=612x612&amp;w=0&amp;h=Jw28hp7L_xQ2VtB8QCVetneqJ7J_FfNuQ59C8miQ4ek=\" alt=\"Photo from iStock\" width=\"554\" height=\"532\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo from iStock<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Employee:<strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Boss pwede ba ako nalang ang papalit dun sa pwesto ng manager natin na kamamatay lang?<br \/>\nBoss:\u00a0Ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya, ewan ko lang kung papayag ang punerarya.<\/p>\n<p>Ever tried to give your boss a hint that you want a promotion? This joke will leave you cackling. For non &#8211; Filipino readers, here&#8217;s the translation.<\/p>\n<p>Employee:\u00a0Sir, I hope it&#8217;s okay that I replace the former manager who just died.<br \/>\nBoss:\u00a0I&#8217;m totally fine with it. But maybe the funeral home won&#8217;t allow it.<\/p>\n<h3>Flying economy<\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 587px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"Photo from Wikimedia Commons\" title=\"Photo from Wikimedia Commons\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/e\/ec\/An_Austrian_Airlines_flight_attendant_serving_refreshments_to_passengers.jpg\" alt=\"Photo from Wikimedia Commons\" width=\"577\" height=\"384\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo from Wikimedia Commons<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Flight Stewardess: Do you want a drink, sir?<br \/>\nSir: What are my choices?<br \/>\nFlight Stewardess: Yes or No.<\/p>\n<p>Filipinos are naturally sarcastic &#8212; this is why this joke is a classic. It&#8217;s enough to make you laugh on a long and hard day. This joke shows the difference between flying economy and flying business class.<\/p>\n<h3>Like father like son<\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 574px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"Photo from Pngtee\" title=\"Photo from Pngtee\" src=\"https:\/\/png.pngtree.com\/element_origin_min_pic\/16\/12\/05\/20a49991e7015d1c40fa07de98ed733e.jpg\" alt=\"Photo from Pngtee\" width=\"564\" height=\"564\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo from Pngtee<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Peter: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!<br \/>\nJohn: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?<br \/>\nPeter: Hindi! \u2018Yan din ang pangarap niya!<\/p>\n<p>Ever dreamt of being just like your dad? Peter wanted to be like his dad too! To our non &#8211; Filipino readers, here&#8217;s the joke&#8217;s translation.<\/p>\n<p>Peter: My dream in life is to earn 250,000 monthly just like my dad!<br \/>\nJohn: Wow! Does your dad really earn that much in a month?<br \/>\nPeter: No! That&#8217;s also his dream!<\/p>\n<h3>The eighteen-year-old mistress<\/h3>\n<div style=\"width: 606px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"Photo from Friendship SMS\" title=\"Photo from Friendship SMS\" src=\"http:\/\/www.smshunt.com\/wp-content\/themes\/smshunt\/thumb.php?src=http:\/\/www.smshunt.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/311495_10151118950987611_1840637513_n.jpg&amp;w=568&amp;zc=1&amp;q=80&amp;bid=1\" alt=\"Photo from Friendship SMS\" width=\"596\" height=\"512\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo from Friendship SMS<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Mrs: Walang hiya ka! May nabalitaan ako! May kabit ka palang eighteen years old, ah!<br \/>\nMr: Sus! Huli ka na talaga sa balita! Twenty three na siya ngayon!<\/p>\n<p>Has anyone ever cheated on you? We bet you were hurt, but later on found a way to laugh it off, right? If you are still not in that stage yet, hopefully, this joke makes you a tad bit better. To our non &#8211; Filipino readers, don&#8217;t worry, we&#8217;ll still translate this for you so you could laugh along with us!<\/p>\n<p>Mrs: Shame on you! I heard the news about your affair! You have an eighteen-year-old mistress!<br \/>\nMr: You got the news late! She is now a twenty-three-year-old!<\/p>\n<p>We wish these jokes made your day &#8212; because it sure did make ours! If you are not a Filipino, we hope that you learn one thing from us: don&#8217;t take life too seriously. Our day to day struggles are hard enough, let&#8217;s not make things more difficult for each other. Hopefully, these Filipino classic jokes can help lift and cheer you up! 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